Trump Tower Climber’s Researched, Significant and Guaranteed Message To Donald Trump

Yesterday, a young man attempted to climb Trump Towers. The event became a spectacle, topping the Twitter Trends list, broadcast live on television and on the internet. Now, a video has appeared on YouTube.

In the video, the man is requesting a meeting with presidential candidate Donald Trump. The man needs to get a mystery message to Donald Trump to help with the Trump campaign. The message is so important and so unique that this “independent researcher” did not even try to use “conventional means” to contact the candidate. Full transcript of the message:

Hello, Mr. Trump. Do excuse my manner of appearance. I just don’t know how many people will watch this and I’d rather not be recognizable. I am an independent researcher seeking a private audience with you to discuss an important matter. I guarantee that it is in your interest to honor this request. 

Believe me, if my purpose is not significant, I  would not risk my life pursuing it. The reason I climbed your tower was to get your attention. If I had sought this via conventional means, I would be much less likely to have success — because you are a busy man with many responsibilities.

I’ll get my contact information to your campaign so that if you are interested, you can respond. As for anyone else who’s watching, please help make this video go viral so that it gets to Mr. Trump; and be sure to get out and vote for Mr. Trump in the 2016 election. Thank you.

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